1. Reblogged from: armin-swaglert
  2. kyle-10nnyson:

*muffled 13 year old laughing*

    kyle-10nnyson:

    *muffled 13 year old laughing*

    Reblogged from: armin-swaglert
  3. demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

    demonpossesser:

    gifak-net:

    How not to pick up girls 

    How to

    Reblogged from: levi-rivaille-heichou
  4. Nineteen things I’ve learned before I turned nineteen.
    1. Always carry $5 and a lighter with you (even if you don’t smoke).
    2. Ask every person you meet how their day is going. Genuinely ask with the soul intention of learning how their day is. Ask the coffee shop employee. Ask the person next to you in line at Walmart. Ask your distant friend. Ask everyone.
    3. Take many photos of yourself. Take photos of yourself when you’re happy. Take photos of yourself when you’re sad. Take photos of yourself because there are millions of trees in the world, and we all look at the same sky, but there is only one of you.
    4. Stay in contact with your parents. Try not to hate them. They are the reason you have the ability to feel anything at all. Try not to hate your parents.
    5. Opening your skin will not set your demons free. Open your heart. Open your mind. Open your hands.
    6. Nobody knows anybody completely. That’s okay.
    7. Be gentle, but be aggressive. Take a stand. Nobody hears your voice if you stay silent.
    8. Respect everybody. We are all humans trying to survive. We all deserve respect.
    9. Wearing black will ALWAYS make you feel better about yourself.
    10. Always give tips, whether it be a couple extra dollars or a piece of mind. You never know how much you could be helping someone.
    11. Change is the only thing consistent in life. Do not allow that bother you. Embrace chance and move with life, whichever direction it chooses to take you.
    12. Smile often. Smile at strangers. Smile at your friends. Smile when nobody is looking and you’re alone in your bedroom. Smile when somebody is rambling to you.
    13. Body image means nothing. Your body is merely just a seatbelt in the car. Your body is here to protect you. You choose the direction you go, and your body will not hold you back. Only you can hold yourself back.
    14. Don’t hold grudges. Don’t allow yourself to hate anybody. Forgive them. Learn to love them for the person you never got to see them to be. Believe that a beautiful human exists in that person. Wish them well.
    15. Drink orange juice. Lot’s of it.
    16. Don’t allow the opinions of others to choose your destiny. We are all simply trying to live our own life.
    17. Sing all the time. Sing off key. Sing in a silly voice. Sing like you’re on stage. Sing no matter who is around. Singing is breathing for the soul. Sing.
    18. Take time to think. Write your feelings down. Write letters to the people you love. Texting is overrated and not as heartfelt as a nice handwritten letter.
    19. Live for yourself. Breathe for yourself. Do everything in your life for nobody but you. This is your life. This is it.
    Katey Chrest (via thinly)
    Reblogged from: astronaute
  5. saemiligr:

dickolohasnow:

Well well well

BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    saemiligr:

    dickolohasnow:

    Well well well

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    Reblogged from: levi-rivaille-heichou
  6. mebemrcupcakes:

    If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

    It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?” 

    Reblogged from: furryofdancingflames
  7. Rin’s precious smile.

    Reblogged from: nezurin
  8. Reblogged from: levi-rivaille-heichou
  9. BLACK = I would date you.
    GREEN = I think you’re cute.
    BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
    GREY = I wish you would notice me.
    PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
    TEAL = We have a lot in common.
    YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
    ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
    BROWN = I don’t like you.
    PINK = I think you are unattractive.
    RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
    WHITE = hEY YOu, Yes You. I wanT 2 Eat UR ASS
    RAINBOW = BED PLZ.

    Reblogged from: papadaftpunk
  10. rattengeist:

    Death the Kid's adorable Shinigami cloak

    Reblogged from: levi-rivaille-heichou
  11. villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

    villainery:

    awwww-cute:

    What can I get for you?

    4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

    Reblogged from: sjingeki-no-kyosjin
  12. transvex:

    she wears short skirts i wear mage robes

    Reblogged from: sjingeki-no-kyosjin
  13. dunwall:

    parcelhare:

    parcelhare:

    I just gave a goblin an accidental handjob in D&D I’m so

    For anyone curious, I tried to rip his dick off and then botched my roll. Now our caravan won’t stop calling me the “Hand of Mercy”

    i

    Reblogged from: papadaftpunk
  14. shark-boy-rin:

    shark-boy-rin:

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    HAHAHAHAHAAHA

    image

    image

    AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAhAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

    Reblogged from: levi-fucking-heichou
  15. The naked female body is treated so weirdly in society. It’s like people are constantly begging to see it, but once they do, someone’s a hoe.
    Lena Horne (via africantea)
    Reblogged from: papadaftpunk
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